Contractually obligated commitments should not be the pinnacle of commitment, am I right? Did you know the first recorded state-recorded marriage license dates back to 1639; thanks Massachusetts! Light, casual, and a little bit cheeky — this soft cotton tee carries a vintage-inspired slogan across the chest that nods to playful relationship humor. The slim, semi-fitted cut and lightweight fabric make it an easy layer for speaking volumes without saying a word. Great for subtle layering under a denim jacket, or a statement piece. It sits close to the body without feeling restrictive, so it looks put-together while staying comfortable all day. The subtly distressed graphic gives a lived-in vibe, the ribbed collar keeps the shape, and the tear-away label removes itch so you can wear it all afternoon and night without fuss. Product features - 100% ringspun cotton for solid colors; light 4.5 oz fabric for breathability - Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape - Shoulder tape and side seams for structural stability and longer wear - Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for extra durability - Semi-fitted cut with tear-away label; runs true to size Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Do not iron - Do not dryclean